Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Yes, I Do Still Exist

Yes, I'm here. It's just summer... And I've been trying to keep the kids busy and get some long put-off projects finished. Like right now, for instance. I'm blogging, making lunch, trying to finish a birthday gift for my Mumsy, making a grocery list, compiling coupons, and holding Ethan. Talk about multi-tasking!

And so I will blog again. Soon? I have no idea. But I do have some thoughts floating around in my head that I would love to share.

Until then, I'll leave you with these questions:

  • Why is ‘abbreviation’ such a long word?

  • What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

  • Does God believe that there are atheists?

  • What would a burger of ham be called?

  • Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

  • What did the designer of the drawing board go back to when his/her original design was a failure?

  • Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

  • Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

  • Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum." ?

  • If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?


Anonymous said...

Correlation does not imply causation.

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