Monday Memories

Remember how things were before you had kids?

1. I could go to the grocery store without prior planning, and without hunting for 3 coats, 6 mittens, 3 hats, 6 socks, and 4 shoes!
2. I could go anywhere in 30 minutes or less, and spend less money doing it!
3. I could eat at actual restaurants.
4. I only had to do laundry once a week.
5. I only had to clean my house once a week.
6. I could watch TV shows during the day that did not have Rockets, Tiggers, or Jaguars in them.
7. I could take as long of a shower as I wanted, and at any time I wanted.
8. I went entire days without getting food, snot, or playdough on my clothes.
9. Speaking of clothes, I dared to buy "Dry Clean Only" before I had kids.
10. I also dared to wear black.
11. I spent my days wishing I had kids.