Gender is Relative

Avery and Abby are really into playing table "games" lately. I mentioned the Pinching Game in a previous post. They also play the Squirting Game, which involves an orange, and the Spraying Game, which involves water and mouths.

So at lunch today, I said "We're going to play the eating game! Whoever eats the most wins a cherry Icee!" Yup, I'm rewarding/bribing them with sugar.

So Abby and Avery are eating and eating, and Abby says, "I'm winning!"

Avery replies, "No, I'm a woman!"

Apparently the sugar bribe is not the only issue with this "game" - it also may or may not change your gender.